Hetalia Spinoff: Tsungirisu

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The title is a mixture of Tsundere & Igirisu.

I have had this thought bubbling in my head all day Saturday. I think it would be interesting to write a draft of a script for Tsungirisu. Obviously Hima is taking his sweet time introducing the rest of the UK & other relations. If I am going to be honest this script would contain a fair bit of logic while also I want to have a good amount of banter.

How I am visualising it, Arthur will be the main character due to his characteristics being more familiar to fans, it wouldn’t make sense if he was addressed as Igirisu since that means “Britain” he would technically be called イングランド [Ingurando]. Within the first script Scotland スコットランド [Sukottorando], Wales ウェールズ [U~ēruzu], Northen Ireland 北アイルランド [Kitaairurando] & アイルランド [Airurando] plus not forgetting Sealand シーランド [Shīrando]. They will all display different variations of the Tsundere trait, they all maybe different but in all fairness they are alike.

The introduction will be set in the modern day, The UK & Ireland finished their trade agreement meeting & they’re about to knock off for the day, the topic will expand on their nature & personalities while getting some serious issues plus being able to tell a joke here & there.

At some point I would like to write historical scripts but I’ll stick with the modern script for now & see where that’ll take me. I will update you all on this idea on a later date, I just wanted to put this basic idea out there since it has been stuck in my head all day. 

Hetalia: The Fandom's Interpretation Of Arthur Kirkland

I've been meaning to write about this topic for over a week now but I haven't managed to find the time till now to jot something down. The weeks can get rather busy for me & at best I can only get the things that I really want to do during the weekend. Fresher mind, an excuse not to do any adult things, the weekends are a blessing but.. before I ramble on about my love affair with the weekend I would like to talk about the Fandom's interpretation of Arthur Kirkland or most notably "aphEngland"

I would like to give a disclaimer before I make a start on this. I am criticising Fanon Arthur, I may briefly speak about HetaCanon & Canon Arthur. To define the two HetaCanon is what we see in the Hetalia series & Canon is the spirit of England itself. Now I do have intentions about writing a post about ships, I really do not understand ships in Hetalia but I will see how this entry goes down.

So, if we're all ready, lets begin.

Today we will be looking at the two main interpretations of Arthur within the fandom, the two that stood out to me more. They are & what I tend to call them "Baby" & "This Cunt". Now its beyond me why & how people managed to change Arthur & view him as either one of the two, to be fair I can understand the "This Cunt" approach, we got to take into account the "Tsundere" nature of England itself, Being born & raised in England for the past 25 years I can confirm that this is a common trait but not what you may think it is, we'll come back to it later on in the update.

But lets start of with the one that bothers me the most the "Baby". To wrap the personality into a nutshell basically what the "Baby" is, is that the fandom has turned Arthur into a weak, submissive, delicate little flower that supposedly gets bullied & is ordered around by anyone who is anyone, May I ask & this is an intelligent question, How & where did this idea come from? There is no where in Hima's script that Arthur is depicted in this light, However & I'm taking a long shot here, is there some form of fetish being involved here? I'm talking about ships, USUK, FrUK, that sort of rubbish, Lord have mercy I do have a very strong opinion on them but I won't dabble on it too much. But from what I have noticed Arthur is always the "Feminine" character in these ships, may I ask why is this the case? Why is he this.. "Uke" Please tell me since I haven't the foggiest why he is being portrayed in this light & if I am going to be honest with you, its rather disheartening.

Before I carry on its perfectly fine to have a character like this in a ship but what isn't ok is changing a strong, powerful nation & turning him into someone who most deem to be pathetic. A ship should be based around a personality & not around sex, really if that's the case with most pairings with "Baby" then that is disgusting, Improve your writing that's my advice here. If you have a desire to write smut with or about Arthur more power to you, I have done it & I am proud of it cause.. well Damn Son. Just don't change who he is, if you're changing who Arthur is then he isn't Arthur anymore, if you admire him & if you truly love the man you would keep him the same.


Now then, "This Cunt" again this one is slightly more understandable but I have noticed people taking this trait a bit too far. There is being a Tsundere & there is being an arsehole. But with this case people over use the phrases "Bloody Hell" "Wanker" & is often depicted in being overly argumentative, defensive, offensive & very limited on vocabulary plus knowledge on other common traits the nation of England, "This Cunt" character seems to be the common trait amongst Arthur RP'ers, I have unfortunately been approached by these certain RP'ers & they felt that they had the right to come forth & "attack" me for no logical reason, sadly it seems that most accounts are like this. I have been warned countless times about these types of writers. To be honest this is also an disgusting act. With that if that's your depiction about the people of England then I am insulted you are just awful. Do pardon me for going into a mini rant, with a topic like this its hard not to go into one & I am sure that you the reader understand where I am coming from, from the people I do RP with they will definitely understand.

Now if we looked towards the HetaCanon Arthur we notice the following traits, Distant, Romanticist, Has a softer side to his harsh nature, Arrogant & Prideful, Over-Imaginative, Sharp-tongued, Useless, Spacey, Unrealistic, Cynical, Blunt & many more. As you can see from the two Fanon points we've spoken about there is no way he is either an effeminate or someone who has his head up his arse all the time. I'm thinking that the reason why Arthur is being portrayed in this light is down to young writers who are unaware about the true natures of England or need to properly expand on their writing & knowledge. You need to be aware, you do not need to change someone or a character to make a good story, you can make up a great story with how Arthur currently is.

Before I finish this entry I would like to dive into my depiction of Arthur. I have taken traits from the stereotype of England itself & expanded on them, I have completely ignored the trait where his cooking is bad, this is something that I didn't understand when I first got into Hetalia, it is slightly annoying if I am going to be fair, I will admit it was funny at first but considering that kids who do not take the time to research up a country before RPing is infuriating. Again I am going off topic, his cooking is indeed a little different to everyone else but it isn't awful, the true qualities that his dishes have are the ingredients rather than what the dish looks like. I have also made that he has a sense of humour, has his wit, very sarcastic & sassy. Some may say that these points make him rude but I would say its the lack of understanding of how we say things over here. We may tend to be cold at first but in time we will warm up to you, now what i mean by this is that we prefer to get to know someone before we talk more about our personal lives & dreams, to which this is what I have done with Arthur, approach him in a pleasant manner he'll be rather nice, approach him in a rude manner he will react in a brutal way & would be less inclined to warm up to you. I have made my Arthur in a modern point of view, he doesn't hate his brothers, which is another point on what I don't understand about the fanon character, where did people get the idea that his brothers are abusive? Arthur & his brothers are cunts equally, Alasdair is as much of a cunt as Arthur is no one is a perfect little snowflake. Arthur & his brothers get along, they act like any other family, the fight & they love. I have also established that Arthur is a closet pervert, he will never express any sexual wants or desires to anyone, apart from the one person he truly loves & with the story I've got going its with Shreya (Constantinople), My goodness they are so cute together! Just imagining them both getting all snuggly together is just adorable!

In conclusion both "Baby" & "That Cunt" are insulting. They are boiled down to nothing but one being a helpless mess that can't do anything without the need of his senpai & the latter is something that new writers need to really develop their skills on, its a poor depiction but keep working on your talent & you'll soon establish Arthur in the correct light.

And with that I will end this post, I have been at this all evening & I think I have written enough. Again this was something that I wanted to get off my chest for a long time & I have finally done so, however I do have more to rant about but again I will how this entry goes down first.

Take Care Squad!

Thinking About Joining Kleeneze?

Dear Reader,

This is my open letter to you, an open letter for me to share my experience with Kleeneze with you. As you're reading this I can only assume that you have an interest in working from home & I wouldn't blame you it sounds like a fantastic idea! Doing a little job on the side, spending time with your family perfect isn't it? Or is it too perfect? Does it sound a bit too good to be true? Now my dear reader I'm not asking you to listen to me or do what I did but I want you to read my experience & give you some food for thought.

I can only assume that you are currently doing a bit of research on the company, wise choice! I have never heard of Kleeneze before I applied via TotalJobs, unfortunately it wasn't till I saw a number of reviews stating the same thing constantly. "Get Rich Quick Scheme" "Little Return" Allow me to give you a few examples but before doing so, I find it rather suspicious that all good reviews come from generic looking accounts. Here is my first example to better understand my situation.

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Now please observe these generic looking examples. Which review do you trust more?

Lets go back to my experience for a moment, When was new to the business I was told not to listen to the reviews as they were & I quote from my sponsor "By people who couldn't be bothered & didn't work hard" at the time & I can still agree with that it was a rather rude & harsh comment, Who knows if my sponsor could be saying such things about me to new workers, whose to say that my sponsor could be talk about me to you?

My Dear Reader I am no slacker, I own my own small Media Production business, I have been to University for three years, I worked my fingers to the bone for Kleeneze & I got nothing in return apart from a box full of catalogs that no one will ever read. Be honest with me reader, do you read every catalog that comes through your letterbox? What about the little flyers from shops around town? Have you read that flyer that Boyes sent out? Yes, My point exactly. Dear reader, does this look like someone who would slack on their business? I have endless of files within this folder, advertisements, letters, everything. All that hard work & no progression.

Here is another example of "Tongue & Cheek" If business takes years to perfect, isn't there an issue on its own? If its been going for 90 years shouldn't there be some sort of progression for new business owners? Even being part of Kleeneze for a while their videos have that strange vibe in them, take a look at this video & read the gent's comments, it doesn't feel professional.

Allow me to give you another example, Here we have a gent speaking about the MLM based companies & how their methods do not work, Kleeneze is a MLM company. Fun Fact before I show you the video the situation with MLM companies, they remind me a lot about call centres & people who tend to cold call you. I, Myself have spent some time in a call centre & the methods are very alike. Its bothersome & people just want to carry on with their lives.

To finish off my blog entry on this I will leave you with the final advice my sponsor gave me when I was at my wits end, I couldn't find anyone who would be interested in the business, The Catalogs didn't work & nor did the online shop that was created. Me: I've tried to get the family interested & I have struggled to get anywhere with the neighbours. Plus with hardly any money coming in I wouldn't fancy paying £30. I would need to seek out other forms of work before I go into greater depths of catalogs."  Sponsor: i don't know what else to suggest. I've never had anyone that couldn't find at least 5 people to hand catalogues to. Or who were prepared to knock on a few doors to hand them out. At the end of the day they are not earning you anything sitting in your own home so you may as well pop them through 5 doors with a polite notice saying you will call for them tomorrow. 

And with that I did everything I could. I am currently in the process of leaving Kleeneze & I am looking forward to the day where I no longer need to worry about it anymore.

Disclaimer: My Experience here is no way in any shape or form attacking the company, I respect everyone within Kleeneze, the people that I have worked with have been fantastic, I am just stating that the marketing & the process was not my thing, I am sharing my point of view & giving potential business owners a bit of food for thought. I admire & respect my sponsor & the people in the group I was in & the other members of Kleeneze who tried their hardest to get my business up & running, I wish them nothing but the best for their future endeavours. 

If you the reader would like to get in contact with me about my experience please drop a comment & I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Thanks for reading! 

So After 5 Years I'm Back

Well, that depends with life going the way it is I have no idea how I am going to keep up a schedule for me to create a habit to write here often, it is something I would like to do more of.. I mean I have redecorated the place, new name, new appearance.. I haven't gotten rid of the old posts.. I couldn't be bothered to deal with all that.. its too much.. I thought I should crack on updating everything.. I'm still in the process of doing that. I hope that this forwards to Tumblr, I would like to share my stories there as well as here.

I do have a few topics that I would like to talk about. One is regarding my situations with a certain company known as Kleeneze, I would like to get that up as soon as possible.. I do have some wise words to share for potential shop owners for the business. What I can share right now is: Please think its not as easy as they say it is.

The other subject I would like to talk about is regarding The Hetalia Fandom, mostly revolving around RP & people who RP as Arthur Kirkland. If you don't know me I currently write within the eyes of the green gentleman. I would like to share my disgust on how a select number of individuals portray him, its disgusting.

I just wanted to write something up to tell you all that this blog will be coming back to life, so expect some interesting posts within days to come. I'm looking forward to it.. I needed a place where I could write about myself & share the wonders that flow within my mind. So let the good times role!

I'm off to dabble, Take Care Squad.