Friday, 1 February 2013

Caption These xD













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  1. 1: I'm Morgaude Locke, the Vampire, the bane of Fairies!

    2: Expecially this one... her pink smell reeks of creepy! BTW, her name is Anniette Florawings.

    3: Anniette's psichic Gipsy best friend, Leika Rabaudishme, creeps out to touch Anniette's wings. Morgaude is annoyed at your shenanigans. She needs more blood!

    4: There are two people to pick blood from! Ahmed al-Fajar is the town hipster, and he is the manager of a band named "the Blick Block Stuckers". Ahmed's girlfriend, who is also the band singer, is a scene queen-emo type, and her name is Cherry Dulaprong. Morgaude wonders which one of the two would have the best blood...

    5: Morgaude is really -really- creeped out by Anniette.

    6: Ahmed: No creeps, i will do something about her. Anniette cheers on Ahmed, even trough he's taken, Anniette could turn him into a fairy, so both of them could outlive Cherry...

    7: The one dancing is the town jock\cooldude. His name is Rochester Ringo, and he plays guitar in the "Blick Block Stuckers". In the meanwhile, Anniette is stunned by Rochester's dances and argues with Ahmed about what she could do with vampires living in the town. Yea, she wants to make friends with Morgaude... But Morgaude dislikes Anniette...

    8: And then comes the -other-, younger Hipster who is not Ahmed. But that's not to say Erina Cheng - that's her name - is Ahmed's biggest fan. And Cherry's best friend. And plays keyboard in the "Blick Block Stuckers". And can do a great punch to your face.

    9: Erina: 1, Morgaude: 0. Rochester is admiring the flashing neon walls. He likes technology quite a lot, once he had a girlfriend that was a cyborg from the future.

    10: Anniette seems creeped and disgusted by Morgaude having lost. Now, will Anniette and Morgaude become friends, for once?

    11: Anniette asks Ahmed to help make friends with Morgaude, and, since Anniette can play the batteries, Ahmed also offers her to be the next member of the band, after the previous batterist, Leichawni Barbenigro, was run over by a truck a few days ago. Anniette accepts the offer, also because she has a biggish crush on Rochester. (Ehi, if a cyborg from the future is okay, so is a fairy...)

    12: Morgaude wakes up from her vomit nausea and realizes... she likes Anniette???

    (Notice how i tried to avoid placing this in a specific neighboorhood and\or generation, like by not giving them surnames of actual Sunset Valley townies. I'd say it's some neighboorhood quite far away from most of the others, possibly on a magical island with all kinds of supernaturals and then more.)

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